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Friday 31 July

Bashers Ashes July-August 2026

This tour is set to be a cracker of an event. Fruitybox, Windy, Rash and co are organizing things and more information is coming soon.
Thursday 11 March

150th Anniversary Test at the MCG

150 years of England vs Australia will be celebrated by a one off test at the MCG. 100,000 screaming fans. Bashers getting amongst it. Test cricket at it's finest.

Ashes with the Bashers

Tour Report - Ashes with the Bashers Thurs, 4th Dec '25 - Don't be a Dick Shrek arrived mid-afternoon to the Norman Park airbnb - Bashers HQ - and was straight down to the bottle-O and stocking the fridge. It was warm enough for the 10 mins walk back up the hill to draw complaints about the heat!
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Bashers Business go down drinking in Div One Final

Division One Superbowl Clash – Bashers Business lost to Pudong Power CC ASRFC2 November 2025

Leisure vs Doggies – 2025 Semi-final

Leisure narrowly beat the Hot Dogs in the 2025 semi-final by 2 runs. Piece the game together yourselves using IPA (Individual Player Analysis, not the beer):

Nine-Man Bashers Fall Just Short

By Focus Sunday morning was hot and sticky following overnight rain, and Bashers Leisure found themselves on the wrong end of the result, losing by just 3 wickets to Daredevils B in a contest that had everything—except the result they wanted.Things started to turn sour as early as Saturday evening. Having had the unlikely riches of 12 players, both Juggler and Gu Ailing cried off. Juggler realised he would have to retire at 25 and wouldn’t be able to bowl, so he pulled out. Most of the Leisure team were a little taken aback by this, as we were only playing 20 overs—surely not enough time for Juggler to score 25, even if he did open. Gu Ailing, meanwhile, couldn’t get back to Shanghai in time for the match. To compound the problem, Nasty failed to show and wasn’t answering his phone.So, despite best efforts, we were only able to muster 9 players to start the game. On a positive note, the game marked another debut—welcome Magnet! More about that later.
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Leisure v Hotdogs 15.6.25 at NAIC

Leisure turned up at the NAIC ground at 8am,  all 11 players on time despite the start time being moved up 30 minutes at short notice due to predicted rain.The kit was locked away out of reach, but leisure took the chance to get an extended fielding warmup and eventually play got under way, still before the scheduled start. Korean won the toss and inserted the Hotdogs in dry conditions.Paps and Focus opened up and kept the scoring rate low, Paps going for 10 off 3 overs and Focus bowling  his full quota of 4 for 23 runs. Focus took a sharp caught and bowled to start the wickets, and soon got a plumb lbw and a low catch taken by Mr. Tickle at square leg.Mr Tickle replaced Paps and bowled 2 tight overs as Hotdogs were kept quiet early on. Fielding standards were high, with Rooty and Hub patrolling covers and mid wicket to great effect.Yeti Dick took over from Focus and Hotdogs continued to struggle against spin - he clean bowled 2 batters with well flighted deliveries and only went for 17 off 4 wily overs.Fling bowled a couple of luckless overs as the rain began to fall and apparently made the ball too slippery for Mr. Tickle to catch. Twice. Square Root bowled a couple and got a caught and bowled while only going at a run a ball.Cracker showed all of his experience and cunning during this time by making such an inaccurate throw that the next ball the batters assumed thay could take a run on his arm. They were wrong as he rocketed it in and sent the top scoring Doggie on his way.Eunuch and Paps finished off the bowling effort, with Paps only conceding 2 in the 19th over. Eunuch wasn't quite so parsimonious, but did take a wicket on the penultimate ball, skied to Korean with the gloves. Fling then  finished off the innings with a good throw from near the boundary to get the 9th wicket run out.With just over a run a ball needed to get the 125 target, but mindful of Duckworth-Lewis as the rain began to fall more steadily, Cracker and Gu Ailing made their way to the middle. First ball Ailing played solidly off the middle of the bat.And that was it. The rain came in heavier and the game was soon abandoned with Leisure probably favourites to get yet another win. Leisure lose their perfect record but remain unbeaten and in form.Hotdogs 124/9 off 20 overs. Bashers Leisure 0/0 off 0.1 overs. No result.

Bashers Arrive in Fours, Still Give the Devils Hell

The Arrival – Swiper Time, Scenic Detours & a Bashers Headcount Crisis The Bashers arrived — or rather, trickled in — to NAIS’ picturesque new ground. Pretty, petite, and surrounded by the kind of tranquillity that did not foreshadow the chaos to come.
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The Bashers Take Down the Devils in a Soapy, Cracker-Jacking Good Time!

A Lumberjack by D.R.S. Mother Nature threatened to rain on our parade (or pitch, more accurately) for the clash against the Devils. But fear not, Basher fans! Our very own groundskeeping legend, Cracker, was there bright and early, ensuring the pitch was in tip-top shape – a stark contrast to the Devils' gloomy demeanors, mind you.
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Jacking From Afar – Business vs Pudong March 31, 2024

It was a toasty 8 degrees in the beautiful city of York, UK, when the Bashers began to assemble thousands of miles away for their season opener against certified D-bags Pudong. 

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